"Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion."
- Tina Fey
Self-confidence
"Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’ Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that."
- George Carlin
Motivation
"No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early."
- Groucho Marx
Motivation
"Whatever you do, always give 100% — unless you’re donating blood."
- Bill Murray
Motivation
"Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it."
- Katharine Whitehorn
Goals
"Be like a postage stamp; stick to one thing until you get there."
- Josh Billings
Determination
"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, some don’t turn up at all."
- Sam Ewing
Motivation
"The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!"
- Marvin Phillips
Motivation
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment."
- Robert Benchley
Awareness
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
- Ferris Bueller
Change
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Joy
"Why, sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast."
- Alice in Wonderland
Imagination
"Please. Have mercy. I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday."
- Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Joy
"My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get."
- Forrest Gump
Wisdom
"Well, nobody’s perfect."
- Some Like It Hot
Contentment
"I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere."
- Van Wilder, National Lampoon’s Van Wilder
Awareness
"When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it."
- Theodore Roosevelt
Motivation
"Just keep swimming."
- Finding Nemo
Perseverance
"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have."
- Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Happiness
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you."
- Katharine Hepburn
Adversity
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
- Ron White
Joy
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
- Dave Barry
Happiness
"Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise, we’re going down the tube."
- Joan Rivers
Happiness
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age."
- Lucille Ball
Contentment
"Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then, by all means, follow that path."
- Ellen DeGeneres
Ambition
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone."
- Reba McEntire
Motivation
"When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'"
- Sydney J. Harris
Awareness
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
- Mae West
Contentment
"Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
- Mark Twain
Awareness
"My favorite thing to do on this planet is to play games. And if you don’t enjoy games, then you’re really missing the point of what this life is."
- RuPaul
Joy
"True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway."
- Edna Buchanan
Relationships
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
- Oprah Winfrey
Love
"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'"
- Groucho Marx
Relationships
"There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends."
- Sylvia Plath
Relationships
"We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits."
- William Somerset Maugham
Relationships
"'Best friend' isn’t a person—it’s a tier."
- Mindy Kaling
Relationships
"Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with."
- Robert Brault
Relationships
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!"
- C.S. Lewis
Relationships
"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad."
- Arnold H. Glasgow
Relationships
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
- Oprah Winfrey
Relationships
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
- Linda Grayson
Relationships
"You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal."
- Elizabeth Taylor
Relationships
"A true friend is someone that thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
- Bernard Meltzer
Relationships
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Relationships
"Friendship is like money—easier made than kept."
- Samuel Butler
Relationships
"It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not."
- Mignon McLaughlin
Relationships
"You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job."
- Laurence J. Peter
Relationships
"There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate."
- Barack Obama
Love
"Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police."
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Love
"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in."
- Richard Jeni
Relationships
"When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life."
- Richard Lewis
Love
"You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
- Henry Youngman
Love
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
- Lily Tomlin
Love
"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."
- Mae West
Love
"The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing."
- Blaise Pascal
Love
"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."
- Lemony Snicket
Love
"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
- Jules Renard
Love
"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."
- Carroll Bryant
Love
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
- Erich Segal
Love
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar."
- Drew Carey
Happiness
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
- Henry Kissinger
Motivation
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams
Time Management
"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"The road to success is always under construction."
- Lily Tomlin
Success
"Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring."
- Steve Maraboli
Motivation
"I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
- Chandler Bing
Happiness
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Philosophy
"Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired."
- Sandra Bullock
Awareness
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
- George Carlin
Self-awareness
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
- George Carlin
Awareness
"Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer."
- Ellen DeGeneres
Self-awareness
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
- Terry Pratchett
Awareness
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
- Robin Williams
Adaptation
"Don’t be so humble — you're not that great."
- Golda Meir
Belief in Self
"There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
- Oscar Wilde
Awareness
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."
- Jack Handy
Compassion
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
- Isaac Asimov
Knowledge
"I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal."
- Ron Burgundy
Belief in Self
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
- Vince Lombardi
Well-being
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
- Elbert Hubbard
Happiness
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
- Charles M. Schulz
Love
"I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road."
- Stephen Hawking
Awareness
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
- Oscar Wilde
Forgiveness
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
- Jack Handey
Compassion
"Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Relationships
"I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else."
- George Carlin
Aspirations
"If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock."
- Claude MacDonald
Hard Work
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
- Lucille Ball
Aspirations
"It must be around forty, when you’re “over the hill.” I don’t even know what that means and why it’s a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I’m past the hard part and there’s a snack in my future. That’s a good thing as far as I’m concerned."
- Ellen DeGeneres
Aspirations
"Death is nature’s way of saying, “Your table is ready.”"
- Robin Williams
Philosophy
"There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it."
- Mindy Kaling
Nature
"Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’"
- Steven Wright
Insight
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
- Noel Coward
Nature
"Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow."
- Don Herold
Time Management
"Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path."
- Ellen DeGeneres
Nature
"It was so beautiful today that I only watched four hours of ‘Law & Order’ in my apartment."
- John Mulaney
Nature
"If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer."
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Joy
"If you can’t be kind, at least be vague."
- Judith Martin
Compassion
"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Family
"You can kid the world, but not your sister."
- Charlotte Gray
Family
"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance."
- George Bernard Shaw
Family
"The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him."
- Oscar Wilde
Relationships
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
- George Burns
Family
"Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes."
- P.J. O’Rourke
Family
"The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it."
- Shirley MacLaine
Relationships
"Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now."
- Clark Griswold
Awareness
"Oh, this is your wife? A lovely lady. Hey, baby, you’re alright. You must’ve been something before electricity."
- Al Czervik
Relationships
"According to the map, we’ve only gone four inches."
- Harry Dunne
Awareness
"I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ‘cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite
Self-confidence
"A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain."
- Graham Norton
Awareness
"I am serious — and don’t call me Shirley."
- Dr. Rumack
Boldness
"I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself."
- Hansel
Self-confidence
"I want to apologize. I’m not even confident on which end that came out of."
- Megan
Self-awareness
"She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention."
- Harry Dunne
Self-awareness
"The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family."
- Thornton Melon
Boldness
"You’re not your dad. He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves!"
- Richard Hayden
Boldness
"Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you’re gonna do when you come home, irritate me."
- Oscar Madison
Relationships
"There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch."
- Nigel Powers
Awareness
"I thought moms were supposed to be nice and sweet and patient. I know loan sharks that are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain’t dead, lady, he’s hiding."
- Gus
Relationships
"No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high-level income, I mean, it’s not crazy to think I can’t live to 245, maybe 300."
- Ricky Bobby
Optimism
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
- French soldier
Boldness
"People say, ‘How you stay looking so young?’ I say, well, good lighting, good doctors, and good makeup."
- Dolly Parton
Aspirations
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
- Bob Hope
Aspirations
"My mother always used to say, ‘The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.’"
- Rose Nylund
Aspirations
"You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there."
- George Burns
Aspirations
"People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija board."
- Betty White
Aspirations
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
- Edward Bergen
Hard Work
"I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy."
- Jerry Seinfeld
Awareness
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
- Theodore Roosevelt
Aspirations
"You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police."
- Joan Rivers
Aspirations
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome."
- Isaac Asimov
Philosophy
"As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two."
- Norman Wisdom
Aspirations
"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day."
- Robert Frost
Hard Work
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
- Redd Foxx
Health
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben
Well-being
"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment."
- Rita Mae Brown
Well-being
"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: You wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter."
- John Gotti
Well-being
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
- Douglas Adams
Well-being
"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."
- Bill Gates
Well-being
"Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished."
- Leslie Nielsen
Well-being
"I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Well-being
"It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."
- Muhammad Ali
Well-being
"It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work."
- William Faulkner
Well-being
"If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’"
- Dave Barry
Well-being
"No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early."
- Groucho Marx
Awareness
"If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse."
- Jim Rohn
Motivation
"Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen."
- Wayne Huizenga
Success
"You must do the things you think you cannot do."
- ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
Courage
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm."
- Winston Churchill
Failure
"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time."
- Thomas A. Edison
Perseverance
"Instant gratification takes too long."
- Carrie Fisher
Contentment
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Family
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it."
- Mae West
Balance
"Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."
- Pauline Thomason
Love
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
- Luis Buñuel
Aspirations
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
- Steve Martin
Nature
"When I was growing up, I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific."
- Lily Tomlin
Well-being
"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
- Mark Twain
Well-being
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
- Winnie the Pooh
Positivity
"Keep calm and carry a wand."
- A.W. Jantha
Inspiration
"I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet."
- Carrie Bradshaw
Contentment
"The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last."
- Willy Wonka
Joy
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
- Fran Lebowitz
Awareness
"Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping."
- Bo Derek
Happiness
"By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me."
- Miranda Priestly
Well-being
"Trying is the first step toward failure."
- Homer Simpson
Failure
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
- Mark Twain
Well-being
"If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it."
- George Burns
Well-being
"Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas."
- Paula Poundstone
Well-being
"When you’re good at something, you’ll tell everyone. When you’re great at something, they’ll tell you."
- Walter Payton
Well-being
"If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
- W.C. Fields
Well-being
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
- Oscar Wilde
Well-being
"When in doubt, look intelligent."
- Garrison Keillor
Well-being
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment."
- Robert Benchley
Well-being
"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Well-being
"An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true."
- Michael Scott
Well-being
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
- Charles Lamb
Well-being
"I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
- Jerome K. Jerome
Well-being
"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?’"
- Don Marquis
Well-being
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
- George Carlin
Well-being
"I’m not great at the advice — can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
- Chandler Bing
Motivation
"I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later."
- Mitch Hedberg
Ambition
"I’d love to stand here and talk with you ... but I’m not going to."
- Phil Connors
Boldness
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
- Joan Rivers
Success
"I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb … and I also know that I’m not blonde."
- Dolly Parton
Self-confidence
"It is useless to try to hold a person to anything he says while he’s madly in love, drunk, or running for office."
- Shirley MacLaine
Relationships
"I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well."
- Dory
Reflection
"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs."
- Wanda
Creativity
"I’m not superstitious … but I am a little stitious."
- Michael Scott
Self-awareness
"Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?"
- Jay Leno
Insight
"I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending."
- Jack Whitehall
Family
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."
- Will Ferrell
Relationships
"I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are."
- Damien Fahey
Family
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them."
- Phyllis Diller
Family
"My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look."
- Halley Reed
Relationships
"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out."
- Erma Bombeck
Family
"As I learned from growing up, you don’t mess with your grandmother."
- Prince William
Family
"I’m not insane. My mother had me tested."
- Sheldon Cooper
Family
"I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Relationships
"Good parenting means investing in your child’s future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday."
- Lin-Manuel Miranda
Family
"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."
- P. J. O’Rourke
Family
"When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you."
- Nora Ephron
Family
"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going."
- George Carlin
Family
"My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne."
- Tina Fey
Well-being
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
- Bill Watterson
Well-being
"Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, Jazzercise; 6:30, dinner with me — I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing...I’m booked."
- The Grinch
Well-being
"Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!"
- Charlie Brown
Well-being
"When I’m in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure, and I don’t have to shake hands."
- Larry David
Well-being
"My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me."
- Garry Shandling
Well-being
"People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys."
- Mike Bechtle
Well-being
"People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass."
- Sophia Petrillo
Well-being
"Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family."
- Bo Bennett
Well-being
"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."
- Jarod Kintz
Well-being
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
- Edgar Allan Poe
Well-being
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes."
- William Gibson
Well-being
"My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting-around time."
- Maria Bamford
Well-being
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell
Well-being
"Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?"
- Lillian Donovan
Well-being
"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper."
- Quentin Crisp
Well-being
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Well-being
"I’m not crazy — I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years."
- Ouiser Boudreaux
Well-being
"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane."
- Philip K. Dick
Well-being
"I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back."
- Jimmy Kimmel
Well-being
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
- Douglas Adams
Well-being
"You have to stay in school. You have to. You have to go to college. You have to get your degree. Because that’s the one thing people can’t take away from you is your education. And it is worth the investment."
- Michelle Obama
Education
"Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow."
- Anthony J. D’Angelo
Learning
"Practice isn’t the thing you do once you’re good. It’s the thing you do that makes you good."
- Malcolm Gladwell
Hard Work
"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything."
- Marty Mcfly from Back to the Future
Belief in Self
"You want to get out of the hole? First you’re going to have to put down the shovel."
Motivation