If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.

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""I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.""

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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work."

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"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: You wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter."

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