“If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.”
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there."
- George Burns
Love
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."
- George Burns
Love
"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."
- George Burns
Self-awareness
""Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.""
- George Burns
Happiness
""I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.""
- George Burns
Happiness
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
- Vince Lombardi
Well-being
"Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!"
- Charlie Brown
Well-being
"People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass."
- Sophia Petrillo
Well-being
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben
Well-being
"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: You wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter."
- John Gotti
Well-being