“Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.”
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there."
- George Burns
Love
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."
- George Burns
Love
""Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.""
- George Burns
Happiness
""I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.""
- George Burns
Happiness
"The most important thing about acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
- George Burns
Integrity
"Beauty is not about physical perfection, but about authenticity and confidence."
- Beauty and the Beast
Self-awareness
"Beauty is found in the unique qualities that make us who we are."
- Beauty and the Beast
Self-awareness
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
- Lily Tomlin
Self-awareness
"Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears."
- Laird Hamilton
Self-awareness
"True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less."
Self-awareness