Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’

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"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

- Steven Wright

Love

"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"

- Steven Wright

Self-awareness

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"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."

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"The shell of an oyster only hides the pearl inside."

- Jack

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"A new perspective awaits you with the dragonfly's eye for transformation"

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