“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'”
"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
- Steven Wright
Love
"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say, “How to Build a Boat.”"
- Steven Wright
Inspiration
"Beauty is not about physical perfection, but about authenticity and confidence."
- Beauty and the Beast
Self-awareness
"Beauty is found in the unique qualities that make us who we are."
- Beauty and the Beast
Self-awareness
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
- Lily Tomlin
Self-awareness
"Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears."
- Laird Hamilton
Self-awareness
"True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less."
Self-awareness