When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

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"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

- Steven Wright

Love

"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say, “How to Build a Boat.”"

- Steven Wright

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"Beauty is not about physical perfection, but about authenticity and confidence."

- Beauty and the Beast

Self-awareness

"Beauty is found in the unique qualities that make us who we are."

- Beauty and the Beast

Self-awareness

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

- Lily Tomlin

Self-awareness

"Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears."

- Laird Hamilton

Self-awareness

"True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less."

Self-awareness