Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

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"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going."

- P. J. O’Rourke

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"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."

- P. J. O’Rourke

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"Love your family, work super hard, live your passion."

- Gary Vaynerchuk

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"Christmas is a time for family, for being together, for creating memories that last a lifetime."

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"The best gift of all is the gift of family."

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"At Christmas, all roads lead home."

- Marjorie Holmes

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"Family is what makes this season so special."

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