"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
- Homer Simpson
Happiness
"Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it half-assed. That’s the American way."
- Homer Simpson
Courage
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around."
- Homer Simpson
Motivation
"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."
- Homer Simpson
Motivation
"Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand."
- Homer Simpson
Belief in Self
"You learn more from failure than from success. Don’t let it stop you. Failure builds character."
Failure
"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that don’t work."
- Thomas Edison
Failure
"We need to accept that we won’t always make the right decisions, that we’ll screw up royally sometimes – understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it’s part of success."
- Arianna Huffington
Failure
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."
- Truman Capote
Failure
"It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success."
- David Feherty
Failure