No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early.

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"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

- Groucho Marx

Love

"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”"

- Groucho Marx

Love

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind him is his wife."

- Groucho Marx

Love

"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."

- Groucho Marx

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"I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it."

- Groucho Marx

Happiness

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"She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"We should never judge someone based on their appearance."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"Beauty and ugliness are merely subjective labels. What matters is who we are inside."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"When we see beyond appearances, we discover the true essence of a person."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"Worry is a misuse of imagination."

Awareness