I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.

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"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

- Groucho Marx

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"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”"

- Groucho Marx

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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind him is his wife."

- Groucho Marx

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"No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early."

- Groucho Marx

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"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."

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"In loving someone as they are, we open ourselves to the possibility of true happiness."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get."

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"Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!"

- Kate Summers

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"Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss."

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