“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”
"Today is Valentine's Day—or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"
- Jay Leno
Love
"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out."
- Jay Leno
Happiness
"New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive."
- Jay Leno
Reflection
"We cannot solve problems with the kind of thinking we employed when we came up with them."
- Albert Einstein
Insight
"Vision is not what your eyes see, but an image that your brain comprehends."
- Touko Aozaki
Insight
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
- Albert Einstein
Insight
"Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’"
- Steven Wright
Insight
"The shell of an oyster only hides the pearl inside."
- Jack
Insight