“New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.”
"Today is Valentine's Day—or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"
- Jay Leno
Love
"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out."
- Jay Leno
Happiness
"Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?"
- Jay Leno
Insight
"Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today."
- Will Rogers
Reflection
"Life is like a sewer … what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
- Tom Lehrer
Reflection
"I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done."
- Lucille Ball
Reflection
"Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know."
- Pema Chodron
Reflection
"Happy Tuesday! It is a good day to reflect on the week so far and spread happiness."
Reflection