New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

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- Jay Leno

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"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out."

- Jay Leno

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- Jay Leno

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"Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today."

- Will Rogers

Reflection

"Life is like a sewer … what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

- Tom Lehrer

Reflection

"I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done."

- Lucille Ball

Reflection

"Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know."

- Pema Chodron

Reflection

"Happy Tuesday! It is a good day to reflect on the week so far and spread happiness."

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