Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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"Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."

- George Carlin

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"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam."

- George Carlin

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"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

- George Carlin

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"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more of they get older; then it dawned on me they are cramming for their final exam."

- George Carlin

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"When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat."

- George Carlin

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"She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"We should never judge someone based on their appearance."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Beauty and ugliness are merely subjective labels. What matters is who we are inside."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"When we see beyond appearances, we discover the true essence of a person."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Worry is a misuse of imagination."

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