Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.

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"You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster."

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Balance

"Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are."

- Quentin Crisp

Belief in Self

"If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style."

- Quentin Crisp

Failure

""Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.""

- Quentin Crisp

Contentment

"My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it."

- Quentin Crisp

Family

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