Quentin Crisp

"You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster."

- Quentin Crisp

"Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are."

- Quentin Crisp

"If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style."

- Quentin Crisp

""Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.""

- Quentin Crisp

"My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it."

- Quentin Crisp

"There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse."

- Quentin Crisp

"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper."

- Quentin Crisp