"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Love
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Self-awareness
"I hailed from a tough neighborhood. I was once attacked by a man with a knife. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Courage
"My uncle's dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Adversity
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Creativity
"Love your family, work super hard, live your passion."
- Gary Vaynerchuk
Family
"Christmas is a time for family, for being together, for creating memories that last a lifetime."
Family
"The best gift of all is the gift of family."
Family
"At Christmas, all roads lead home."
- Marjorie Holmes
Family
"Family is what makes this season so special."
Family