“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Love
"I hailed from a tough neighborhood. I was once attacked by a man with a knife. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Courage
"My uncle's dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Adversity
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Creativity
"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Ambition
"Beauty is not about physical perfection, but about authenticity and confidence."
- Beauty and the Beast
Self-awareness
"Beauty is found in the unique qualities that make us who we are."
- Beauty and the Beast
Self-awareness
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
- Lily Tomlin
Self-awareness
"Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears."
- Laird Hamilton
Self-awareness
"True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less."
Self-awareness