My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

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"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Self-awareness

"I hailed from a tough neighborhood. I was once attacked by a man with a knife. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Courage

"My uncle's dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Adversity

"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Creativity

"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Ambition

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- Beauty and the Beast

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"The spell will be broken, the Beast will cease to exist, and I will become a prince once more, if she can learn to love and be loved in return."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Love is not about finding someone perfect, but about accepting their imperfections."

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"Love can break even the most powerful of curses."

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"Love is not a choice, but a force that binds souls together."

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