Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.

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"We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."

- Clark Griswold

Happiness

"Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."

- Clark Griswold

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"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."

- Clark Griswold

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"She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"We should never judge someone based on their appearance."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"Beauty and ugliness are merely subjective labels. What matters is who we are inside."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"When we see beyond appearances, we discover the true essence of a person."

- Beauty and the Beast

Awareness

"Worry is a misuse of imagination."

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