If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.

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"Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now."

- Clark Griswold

Awareness

"We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas."

- Clark Griswold

Happiness

"Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas."

- Clark Griswold

Family

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

Joy

"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

Joy

"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

Joy

"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

Joy

"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

Joy