Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

Happiness

"Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

Adversity

"You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving. Just us and the kids. You cook and I’ll watch football with my pants open all day."

- Ray Romano

Family

"The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology."

- Ray Romano

Gratitude

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"Christmas is a time for family, for being together, for creating memories that last a lifetime."

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"The best gift of all is the gift of family."

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"At Christmas, all roads lead home."

- Marjorie Holmes

Family

"Family is what makes this season so special."

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