Ray Romano

"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

"Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

"You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving. Just us and the kids. You cook and I’ll watch football with my pants open all day."

- Ray Romano

"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken and there’s a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

"The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology."

- Ray Romano