You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving. Just us and the kids. You cook and I’ll watch football with my pants open all day.

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"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken and there’s a lot of throwing up."

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"The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology."

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