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Having children is like living in a frat house—nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up.

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"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

Happiness

"Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

Adversity

"You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving. Just us and the kids. You cook and I’ll watch football with my pants open all day."

- Ray Romano

Family

"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken and there’s a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

Family

"The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology."

- Ray Romano

Gratitude

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

Joy

"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

Joy

"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

Joy

"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

Joy

"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

Joy