Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

Happiness

"You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving. Just us and the kids. You cook and I’ll watch football with my pants open all day."

- Ray Romano

Family

"Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken and there’s a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

Family

"The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology."

- Ray Romano

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"Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."

- Joshua J. Marine

Adversity

"The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it."

- Epicurus

Adversity

"It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness."

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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"The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself—the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us—that’s where it’s at."

- Jesse Owens

Adversity

"If there is no struggle, there is no progress."

- Frederick Douglass

Adversity