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"Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."

- George Carlin

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"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

- George Carlin

Awareness

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam."

- George Carlin

Awareness

"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

- George Carlin

Awareness

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more of they get older; then it dawned on me they are cramming for their final exam."

- George Carlin

Awareness

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"Training gives us an outlet for suppressed energies created by stress and thus tones the spirit just as exercise conditions the body."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

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"Stimulate don’t annihilate."

- Lee Haney

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"I don’t diet and exercise. I eat and train."

- J.R. Rim

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"The barbells and dumbbells you hold in your hands and the way you use them have stories to tell."

- Craig Cecil

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"Sweat is your body transforming."

- Unknown

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