50+ Inspirational and Funny Sales Quotes to Boost Your Motivation

### Discover the Lighter Side of Sales Success Sales can be challenging, but a good laugh combined with inspiration can make all the difference. This curated collection of over 50 inspirational and funny sales quotes brings together wisdom from legendary salespeople, comedians, and thought leaders. Whether you're a seasoned pro or just starting out, these quotes will motivate you to keep pushing forward while keeping your spirits high. ### Why Humor Matters in Sales Injecting humor into sales not only lightens the mood but also helps build rapport with clients and colleagues. From Alec Baldwin's humorous take on "Always Be Closing" to Tina Fey's witty insight on confidence, these quotes remind us that success often comes with a smile. ### Quotes That Inspire Action and Reflection You'll find gems like Zig Ziglar's reminder that people buy for emotional reasons and Jordan Belfort's powerful advice to "Act as if" you're already successful. These quotes encourage you to embrace persistence, creativity, and a positive attitude in your sales journey. Dive into this collection to find your new favorite sales mantra and share the laughter and motivation with your team!

Wisdom from the Masters

"People don’t buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons."

- Zig Ziglar

Empathy

"I want you to back yourself into a corner. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that you’ll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed."

- Jordan Belfort

Motivation

"The harder you work, the luckier you get."

- Gary Player

Hard Work

"Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you."

- Zig Ziglar

Boldness

"You can’t just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they’ll want something new."

- Steve Jobs

Adaptation

"Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order."

- Michael Scott

Relationships

"Act as if! Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful."

- Jordan Belfort

Self-confidence

"Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, they’re not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance if the circumstances around them suck they change them."

- Jordan Belfort

Empowerment

"The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullsh*t story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it."

- Jordan Belfort

Self-improvement

"Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude."

- Zig Ziglar

Belief in Self

"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."

- Vince Lombardi

Well-being

"To be successful in sales, simply talk to lots of people every day. And here’s what’s exciting — there are lots of people!"

- Jim Rohn

Motivation

"Sales is not about selling anymore, but about building trust and educating."

- Siva Devaki

Transformation

"Make a customer, not a sale."

- Katherine Barchetti

Service

"Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions."

- Jordan Belfort

Taking Risks

"You don’t need a big close as many sales reps believe. You risk losing your customer when you save all the good stuff for the end. Keep the customer actively involved throughout your presentation, and watch your results improve."

- Harvey Mackay

Success

"I have never worked a day in my life without selling. If I believe in something, I sell it, and I sell it hard."

- Esteé Lauder

Drive

"If you are not taking care of your customer, your competitor will."

- Bob Hooey

Service

"A goal is a dream with a deadline."

- Napoleon Hill

Aspirations

"You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do."

- Henry Ford

Teamwork

"The elevator to health, happiness, and Success [for a salesman] is “out of order.” You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."

- Joe Girard

Perseverance

"Great salespeople are relationship builders who provide value and help their customers win."

- Jeffrey Gitomer

Relationships

"Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is."

- Vince Lombardi

Ambition

"Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman, not the attitude of the prospect."

- William Clement Stone

Empathy

"Remember, it’s not just about being better at selling, it’s about being so good, they can’t ignore you."

- Steve Martin

Achievement

"Don’t find customers for your products, find products for your customers."

- Seth Godin

Adaptation

"If you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not doing anything. I’m positive that a doer makes mistakes."

- John Wooden

Learning from Mistakes

"Sellers who listen to buyers carefully and then give them the missing ingredients—those are the ones who stand out."

- Deb Calvert

Empathy

"Never ever chase money. You should chase success, because with success money follows."

- Wilfred Emmanuel-Jones

Ambition

"The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!"

- Marvin Phillips

Motivation

"Opportunity doesn’t make appointments; you have to be ready when it arrives."

- Tim Fargo

Motivation

"In sales, a referral is the key to the door of resistance."

- Bo Bennett

Success

"The best sales questions have your expertise wrapped into them."

- Jill Konrath

Creativity

"Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do."

- Ben Feldman

Insight

"The most unprofitable item ever manufactured is an excuse."

- Jason Mason

Failure

"Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, “Make me feel important.” Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life."

- Mary Kay Ash

Connection to Earth

"Some salesmen think that selling is like eating—to satisfy an existing appetite; but a good salesman is like a good cook—he can create an appetite when the buyer isn’t hungry."

- George Lorimer

Creativity

"It’s no longer about interrupting, pitching, and closing. It is about listening, diagnosing, and prescribing."

- Mark Roberge

Focus

"Before LinkedIn and other social networks in the sales world, ABC stood for Always Be Closing. Now it means "Always Be Connecting.”"

- Jill Rowley

Connection to Earth

"A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing."

- Alec Baldwin (humorous twist)

Motivation

"Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting."

- Christopher Morley

Success

"If they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair."

- Shirley Chisholm

Empowerment

"Either run the day or the day runs you."

- Jim Rohn

Success

"Everyone lives by selling something."

- Robert Louis Stevenson

Philosophy

"You can take and nail two sticks together like they’ve never been nailed together before, and some fool will buy it."

- George Carlin

Creativity

"You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good one."

- Jayce O’Neal

Success

"Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion."

- Tina Fey

Self-confidence

"The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer."

- John Madden

Adversity

"There’s never any guarantee that anyone will like you. So if anyone likes you at all, you’ve already won."

- Chelsea Handler

Self-esteem

"There’s so much creativity in brokeness, brokeness will have you making it work."

- Issa Rae

Creativity

"Only fools and dead men don’t change their minds. Fools won’t, and dead men can’t."

- John Henry. Patterson

Adaptation

"Nothing is impossible; some things are just less likely than others."

- Jonathan Winters

Optimism

"My sales objective is to get my prospects to look at my products the same way I look at bacon."

- Kurt Mortensen

Motivation

"The elevator to health, happiness, and success [for a salesman] is ‘out of order.’ You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."

- Joe Girard

Perseverance

"Why miss a SALE at twenty dollars, when people will buy at $19.95? I’ve found that the opportunity to save that nickel really makes people say YES to buying a NEW duck."

- Jarod Kintz

Motivation

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

- Will Rogers

Wisdom

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are vegetarian."

- Dennis Wholey

Awareness

Bite-sized Inspirational Quotes

"The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus."

Focus

"Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust."

Awareness

"I could sell ice to an Eskimo, but he’d probably just let it melt and drink it."

Boldness

"A good salesperson knows how to talk; a great salesperson knows how to listen."

Relationships

"Selling is a lot like tennis; if you don’t serve well, you lose immediately."

Focus

"I design, manufacture, distribute, and sell elevator buttons. I also install and repair them. I thought it was a good idea at first, but now I’m starting to come down."

Creativity

"You know you’re a salesperson when your lie detector test is inconclusive on every question except your name."

Self-awareness

"The best time to call me is email."

Adaptation

"Why is it a ‘close’ if it’s supposed to be the start of a customer relationship?"

Connection to Earth