“You can take and nail two sticks together like they’ve never been nailed together before, and some fool will buy it.”
"Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
- George Carlin
Awareness
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more of they get older; then it dawned on me they are cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
Awareness
"You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have."
- Maya Angelou
Creativity
"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless."
- Jamie Paolinetti
Creativity
"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation."
- Herman Melville
Creativity
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
Creativity
"Show up, show up, show up, and after a while the muse shows up, too."
- Isabel Allende
Creativity