Roseanne Barr

"Men can read maps better than women ‘cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles."

- Roseanne Barr

"Excuse the mess, but we live here."

- Roseanne Barr

"I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on."

- Roseanne Barr

""I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.""

- Roseanne Barr

"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."

- Roseanne Barr

"I know how to do anything—I'm a mom."

- Roseanne Barr

"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."

- Roseanne Barr

"I know how to do anything, I'm a mom."

- Roseanne Barr

"I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool."

- Roseanne Barr

""Excuse the mess, but we live here.""

- Roseanne Barr