"Men can read maps better than women ‘cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles."
- Roseanne Barr
Love
"I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on."
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
""I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.""
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
"I know how to do anything—I'm a mom."
- Roseanne Barr
Self-confidence
"Hustle hard baby girl."
Motivation
"Stop snoozing your alarm."
Motivation
"Results on. Excuses off."
Motivation
"Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can."
- Arthur Ashe
Motivation
"Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you."
- Stephen Covey
Motivation