"Men can read maps better than women ‘cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles."
- Roseanne Barr
Love
"Excuse the mess, but we live here."
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
"I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on."
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
""I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.""
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
"The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others."
- Hasidic Proverb
Self-confidence
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
- Oscar Wilde
Self-confidence
"Be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
- Judy Garland
Self-confidence
"I am a woman with thoughts and questions and sh*t to say. I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will."
- Amy Schumer
Self-confidence
"You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through."
- Rosalynn Carter
Self-confidence