"Men can read maps better than women ‘cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles."
- Roseanne Barr
Love
"Excuse the mess, but we live here."
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
"I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on."
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
""I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.""
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
- Roseanne Barr
Motivation
"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."
- Epictetus
Contentment
"Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday."
- A. A. Milne
Contentment
"Small is not just a stepping stone. Small is a great destination itself."
- Jason Fried
Contentment
"The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing."
Contentment
"As for you, you will join your ancestors in peace and be buried after a good long life."
Contentment