I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.

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"Men can read maps better than women ‘cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles."

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"Excuse the mess, but we live here."

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"I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on."

- Roseanne Barr

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""I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.""

- Roseanne Barr

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"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."

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"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."

- Epictetus

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"Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday."

- A. A. Milne

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"Small is not just a stepping stone. Small is a great destination itself."

- Jason Fried

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"The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing."

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"As for you, you will join your ancestors in peace and be buried after a good long life."

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