If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

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"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."

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"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."

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"I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either."

- W. C. Fields

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"A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."

- W. C. Fields

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"If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it."

- W. C. Fields

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"I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse."

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