W. C. Fields

"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."

- W. C. Fields

"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."

- W. C. Fields

"I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either."

- W. C. Fields

"A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."

- W. C. Fields

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

- W. C. Fields

"If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it."

- W. C. Fields