I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.

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"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."

- W. C. Fields

Belief

"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."

- W. C. Fields

Balance

"A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."

- W. C. Fields

Adversity

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

- W. C. Fields

Success

"If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it."

- W. C. Fields

Perseverance

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"There is beauty in the Beast, just as there is darkness in the most perfect human."

- Beauty and the Beast

Balance

"When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails). Take a break. You will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break."

- Catherine Pulsifer

Balance

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."

- Albert Einstein

Balance

"Make your Tuesday as productive as possible, but don’t forget to enjoy the journey."

Balance

"You can’t always hold on to the things that are important. By letting them go we gain something else."

- Kunio Yaobi

Balance