A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

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"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."

- W. C. Fields

Belief

"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."

- W. C. Fields

Balance

"I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either."

- W. C. Fields

Balance

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

- W. C. Fields

Success

"If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it."

- W. C. Fields

Perseverance

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"Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."

- Joshua J. Marine

Adversity

"The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it."

- Epicurus

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"It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness."

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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"The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself—the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us—that’s where it’s at."

- Jesse Owens

Adversity

"If there is no struggle, there is no progress."

- Frederick Douglass

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