"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places."

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"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Love

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Self-awareness

"I hailed from a tough neighborhood. I was once attacked by a man with a knife. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Courage

"My uncle's dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Adversity

"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."

- Rodney Dangerfield

Creativity

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"Your health account, your bank account, they’re the same thing. The more you put in, the more you can take out."

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"Exercise is king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together and you’ve got a kingdom."

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"To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise."

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