“"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places."”
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Love
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Self-awareness
"I hailed from a tough neighborhood. I was once attacked by a man with a knife. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Courage
"My uncle's dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Adversity
"Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself."
- Rodney Dangerfield
Creativity
"Nature has given us all the pieces required to achieve exceptional wellness and health, but has left it to us to put these pieces together."
- Diane McLaren
Health
"Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart."
- Gene Tunney
Health
"Your health account, your bank account, they’re the same thing. The more you put in, the more you can take out."
- Jack LaLanne
Health
"Exercise is king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together and you’ve got a kingdom."
- Jack LaLanne
Health
"To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise."
- Gene Tunney
Health