A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

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"I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."

- Mitch Hedberg

Motivation

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

- Mitch Hedberg

Motivation

"Addiction is a disease, but it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having."

- Mitch Hedberg

Adversity

"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."

- Mitch Hedberg

Creativity

"I know people that believe in ghosts but don’t believe in themselves."

- Mitch Hedberg

Belief in Self

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

Joy

"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

Joy

"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

Joy

"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

Joy

"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

Joy