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"I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."

- Mitch Hedberg

Motivation

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

- Mitch Hedberg

Motivation

"Addiction is a disease, but it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having."

- Mitch Hedberg

Adversity

"I know people that believe in ghosts but don’t believe in themselves."

- Mitch Hedberg

Belief in Self

"I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later."

- Mitch Hedberg

Ambition

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"You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have."

- Maya Angelou

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"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless."

- Jamie Paolinetti

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"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation."

- Herman Melville

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"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."

- Oscar Wilde

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"Show up, show up, show up, and after a while the muse shows up, too."

- Isabel Allende

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