Addiction is a disease, but it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having.

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"I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."

- Mitch Hedberg

Motivation

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

- Mitch Hedberg

Motivation

"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."

- Mitch Hedberg

Creativity

"I know people that believe in ghosts but don’t believe in themselves."

- Mitch Hedberg

Belief in Self

"I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later."

- Mitch Hedberg

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"Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."

- Joshua J. Marine

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"The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it."

- Epicurus

Adversity

"It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness."

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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"The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself—the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us—that’s where it’s at."

- Jesse Owens

Adversity

"If there is no struggle, there is no progress."

- Frederick Douglass

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