"You meet thousands of people, and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever."
- Jamie
Love
"We’re a team, ain’t we? Gotta wear the same kit"
- Jamie
Teamwork
"This guy on Twitter, he kept saying that it was blonde, but I’m like, it’s f*cking walnut mist, mate."
- Jamie
Creativity
"Mommy, I’d like to introduce you to Keeley, and this hairy prick’s Roy."
- Jamie
Insight
"Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas"
- Jamie
Wisdom
"We cannot solve problems with the kind of thinking we employed when we came up with them."
- Albert Einstein
Insight
"Vision is not what your eyes see, but an image that your brain comprehends."
- Touko Aozaki
Insight
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
- Albert Einstein
Insight
"Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’"
- Steven Wright
Insight
"The shell of an oyster only hides the pearl inside."
- Jack
Insight