This guy on Twitter, he kept saying that it was blonde, but I’m like, it’s f*cking walnut mist, mate.

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"You meet thousands of people, and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever."

- Jamie

Love

"We’re a team, ain’t we? Gotta wear the same kit"

- Jamie

Teamwork

"You f*ck off. You’re a hairy old prune."

- Jamie

Insight

"Mommy, I’d like to introduce you to Keeley, and this hairy prick’s Roy."

- Jamie

Insight

"Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas"

- Jamie

Wisdom

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"You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have."

- Maya Angelou

Creativity

"Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless."

- Jamie Paolinetti

Creativity

"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation."

- Herman Melville

Creativity

"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."

- Oscar Wilde

Creativity

"Show up, show up, show up, and after a while the muse shows up, too."

- Isabel Allende

Creativity