Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas

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"You meet thousands of people, and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever."

- Jamie

Love

"We’re a team, ain’t we? Gotta wear the same kit"

- Jamie

Teamwork

"This guy on Twitter, he kept saying that it was blonde, but I’m like, it’s f*cking walnut mist, mate."

- Jamie

Creativity

"You f*ck off. You’re a hairy old prune."

- Jamie

Insight

"Mommy, I’d like to introduce you to Keeley, and this hairy prick’s Roy."

- Jamie

Insight

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"It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent."

- Charlie Munger

Wisdom

"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly."

Wisdom

"In old age is wisdom; understanding in a long life."

Wisdom

"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases."

- Bridger Winegar

Wisdom

"Until the lion tells his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter."

- Zimbabwean Proverb

Wisdom