“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there."
- George Burns
Love
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."
- George Burns
Love
"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."
- George Burns
Self-awareness
""Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.""
- George Burns
Happiness
""I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.""
- George Burns
Happiness
"Perhaps we all see ourselves as a little less than we are. Unworthy. Untalented. Nothing special. Lacking the heart, mind, resources, charisma, or stature to be of much use to God. You say you’re not perfect? You’re not good enough? Welcome to the club! You may be just the person God is looking for. God doesn’t need you to be exceptional, let alone perfect. He will take your talents and abilities and multiply them—even though they may seem scarce as a few loaves and fishes. If you trust Him and are faithful, He will magnify your words and actions and use them to bless and minister to multitudes!"
Belief in Self
"I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions."
- Stephen R. Covey
Belief in Self
"The only one who can tell you ‘you can’t win’ is you, and you don’t have to listen."
- Jessica Ennis
Belief in Self
"If you think you can’t, change your mind."
- Denis Morton
Belief in Self
"I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist."
- Shaquille O'Neal
Belief in Self