“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.”
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there."
- George Burns
Love
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."
- George Burns
Love
"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."
- George Burns
Self-awareness
""Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.""
- George Burns
Happiness
""I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.""
- George Burns
Happiness
"It is at the moment of death that humanity has value."
- Archer
Philosophy
"Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it’s enough to start a war. War will never cease to exist… reasons can be thought up after the fact… Human nature pursues strife."
- Paine
Philosophy
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves."
- Eric Sevareid
Philosophy
"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
- Theodor Seuss Geisel
Philosophy
"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."
- G.K. Chesterton
Philosophy