“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.”
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there."
- George Burns
Love
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."
- George Burns
Love
"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."
- George Burns
Self-awareness
""Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.""
- George Burns
Happiness
""I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.""
- George Burns
Happiness
"It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent."
- Charlie Munger
Wisdom
"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly."
Wisdom
"In old age is wisdom; understanding in a long life."
Wisdom
"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases."
- Bridger Winegar
Wisdom
"Until the lion tells his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter."
- Zimbabwean Proverb
Wisdom