You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

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"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there."

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"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."

- George Burns

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"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."

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""Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.""

- George Burns

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""I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.""

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"If you can dream it, you can do it."

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"Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway."

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"You dream. You plan. You reach. There will be obstacles. There will be doubters. There will be mistakes. But with hard work, with belief, with confidence and trust in yourself and those around you, there are no limits."

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"Everyone's dream can come true if you just stick to it and work hard."

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