73 Inspirational Workout Quotes Funny to Boost Your Fitness Motivation

# Inspirational Workout Quotes with a Humorous Twist Fitness shouldn't always be serious. Sometimes the best way to stay motivated during your workout journey is with a good laugh. Our collection of 73 inspirational workout quotes brings together the perfect blend of motivation and humor to keep you entertained and inspired. ## Why Humor Matters in Fitness Working out can be challenging, both physically and mentally. A funny quote at the right moment can shift your perspective, making the gym feel less like a chore and more like an adventure. These quotes acknowledge the struggles of fitness—the sweat, the fatigue, the delayed results—while encouraging you to push through with a smile. ## Perfect for Every Fitness Level Whether you're a seasoned athlete or just starting your fitness journey, these 73 quotes offer something for everyone. They tackle common gym experiences, celebrate small victories, and remind you that fitness is as much about enjoying the process as it is about reaching your goals. Share these with your workout buddies for laughs and mutual motivation, or use them as daily reminders that getting fit doesn't mean losing your sense of humor.

Wisdom from the Masters

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

- Joan Rivers

Joy

"The last three or four reps is what makes the muscle grow. This area of pain divides a champion from someone who is not a champion. That's what most people lack. Having the guts to go on and just say they'll go through the pain no matter what happens."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Determination

"Train insane or remain the same."

- Jillian Michaels

Motivation

"It's not about perfect. It's about effort. And when you bring that effort every single day, that's where transformation happens. That's how change occurs."

- Jillian Michaels

Personal Growth

"Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses."

- Kobe Bryant

Determination

"A year from now you may wish you had started today."

- Karen Lamb

Motivation

"What we face may look insurmountable, but what I learned is that we are always stronger than we know."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Strength

"Remember this: your body is your slave; it works for you."

- Jack LaLanne

Self-awareness

"Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Strength

"Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general. A weak man is not as happy as that same man would be if he were strong."

- Mark Rippetoe

Strength

"Don't limit your challenges, challenge your limits."

- Jerry Dunn

Ambition

"No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying."

- Tony Robbins

Inspiration

"All progress takes place outside the comfort zone."

- Michael John Bobak

Growth

"Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit."

- Vince Lombardi

Learning

"Look in the mirror. That's your competition."

- John Assaraf

Self-improvement

"Exercising will make you look better, feel stronger, and fill you with boundless energy. Staying fit will even make you happier."

- Robin Sharma

Wellness

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will."

- Mahatma Gandhi

Strength

"I'll never be perfect, but I can be better. Today, I'm focusing on improvement, not perfection."

- Bonnie Pfiester

Self-improvement

"Exercise to stimulate, not to annihilate. The world wasn't formed in a day, and neither were we. Set small goals and build upon them."

- Lee Haney

Balance

"The clock is ticking. Are you becoming the person you want to be?"

- Greg Plitt

Motivation

"Exercise is king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together and you've got a kingdom."

- Jack LaLanne

Health

"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right."

- Henry Ford

Belief in Self

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure... We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?"

- Marianne Williamson

Self-confidence

"The dictionary is the only place that success comes before work. Work is the key to success, and hard work can help you accomplish anything."

- Vince Lombardi

Hard Work

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow."

- Mary Anne Radmacher

Courage

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you are afraid to do."

- Swati Sharma

Self-confidence

"Increased physical activity enhances positive energy."

- Lailah Gifty Akita

Inspiration

"Don't count the days, make the days count."

- Muhammad Ali

Time Management

"A diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure."

- Henry Kissinger

Strength

"The key to success is often the ability to adapt."

- Anthony Brandt

Adaptation

"Action is the foundational key to all success."

- Pablo Picasso

Success

"There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people."

- Bill Bowerman

Resilience

"Our intention creates reality."

- Wayne Dyer

Belief

"The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor."

- William Temple

Health

Bite-sized Inspirational Quotes

"I'm sweating like a sinner at church."

Joy

"I don't sweat, I sparkle."

Joy

"Do I have abs yet?"

Joy

"I ate healthily and exercised today. I better wake up skinny tomorrow."

Joy

"I work out so I can drink beer."

Joy

"Do it for the after selfie."

Motivation

"I'm only here so I can eat more later."

Joy

"I hit the gym so I won't have to hit you."

Joy

"I'm torn between cardio and pizza."

Joy

"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"

- Unknown

Motivation

"Sweat is just fat crying."

Motivation

"They call it a 'personal trainer.' I call it a 'personal terrorizer."

Joy

"Exercise in the morning… before your brain figures out what you're doing."

Joy

"Remember, if you lose motivation, chocolate is always at the finish line!"

Joy

"The only bad workout is the one you didn't do… or the one where you forgot your headphones at home."

Joy

"You are one workout away from a good mood. Two workouts away from feeling like a superhero. Three workouts away from considering opening your own gym."

Joy

"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said, 'If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down."

Joy

"I'd like to thank my personal trainer for the muscles. And my pizza delivery guy for the motivation."

Joy

"I've got 99 problems, and they all involve carbs."

Joy

"I don't stop when I'm tired. I stop when I'm done."

Determination

"Keep your squats low and your standards high."

Motivation

"Hustle for that muscle."

Drive

"When you feel like dying, do 10 more."

Determination

"If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you."

Change

"When you feel like quitting, think about why you started."

- Unknown

Motivation

"If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up."

Motivation

"Sweat now. Shine later."

Motivation

"Will it be easy? Nope. Worth it? Absolutely."

Motivation

"I want to see what happens if I don't give up."

Determination

"Push yourself because no one is going to do it for you."

Motivation

"It's a slow process, but quitting won't speed it up."

Perseverance

"You did not wake up today to be mediocre."

Motivation

"In two weeks, you'll feel it. In four weeks, you'll see it. In eight weeks, you'll hear it."

Inspiration

"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle."

Hard Work

"Strive for progress, not perfection."

Personal Growth

"You may not be there yet, but you are closer than you were yesterday"

Inspiration

"Every champion was once a contender who refused to give up."

Perseverance

"Your body is your most priceless possession. Take care of it."

Health

"Believe in yourself. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine."

Belief in Self