Joy Quotes

"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment."

- Robert Benchley

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."

- Dave Barry

"Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!"

- George Bailey

"I've been saving this money for a divorce, if ever I get a husband."

- Annie

"Fatherhood is the best thing that could happen to me, and I'm just glad I can share my voice."

- Dwyane Wade

"Fatherhood is a very natural thing; it's not something that shakes up my life but rather it enriches it."

- Andrea Bocelli

"I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way."

- Elton John

"Each parent talks about the waking up during the night and the feeding during the night, but for me that was the most special time. It doesn't matter what time of the night it is or how tired you are, they make you smile, they make you happy."

- David Beckham

"Fatherhood is the best thing that ever happened to me."

- Matt Barnes

"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have."

- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere."

- Dr. Seuss

"The greatest honor we can give Almighty God is to live gladly because of the knowledge of his love."

- Julian of Norwich

"The biggest surprise, which is also the best, is that I didn't know I would love motherhood as much as I do."

- Deborah Norville

"I don't know about changing my perspective, because motherhood is such a glorious blessing and I am very thankful for that. It is such a beautiful experience. I so strongly recommend it. It's bliss, love, and fulfillment of another level."

- Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

"Real motherhood is different. It's better and it's messier and it's more complicated. It will break your heart and make you laugh harder than you ever imagined."

- Melanie Shankle

"Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful."

- Charles Osgood

"No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too."

- Chrissy Teigen