Joy Quotes

"A holiday isn't a holiday, without plenty of freedom and fun."

- Louisa May Alcott

"Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia."

- Charles M. Schulz

"Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo."

- Al Gore

"I've been to almost as many places as my luggage."

- Bob Hope

"There is nothing safer than flying—it's crashing that is dangerous."

- Theo Cowan

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."

- Mitch Hedberg

"A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time."

- Chelsea Handler

"Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything."

- Steve Martin

"Adventure, yeah. I guess that's what you call it when everybody comes back alive."

- Mercedes Lackey

"Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometres."

- George Carlin

"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything."

- Charles Kuralt

"I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal."

- Jarod Kintz

"I travel light but not at the same speed."

- Jarod Kintz

"Our happiest moments as tourists always seem to come when we stumble upon one thing while in pursuit of something else."

- Lawrence Block

"Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube; there are some things one would rather have done than do."

- Edward Abbey

"I'm not great at the advice —can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

- Chandler Bing

"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

- A. A. Milne

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected."

- Charles Lamb

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

- Steven Wright

"Determine to live life with flair and laughter."

- Maya Angelou

"I love the smell of book ink in the morning."

- Umberto Eco

"It's never too early for ice cream, Jim."

- Michael Scott

"Life is just a bowl of cherries, don't take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of cherries, so live and laugh and laugh at love, love a laugh, laugh and love."

- Bob Fosse

"I grow plants for many reasons: to please my eye or to please my soul, to challenge the elements or to challenge my patience, for novelty or for nostalgia, but mostly for the joy in seeing them grow."

- David Hobson

"It was such a pleasure to sink one's hands into the warm earth, to feel at one's fingertips the possibilities of the new season."

- Kate Morton

"However many years she lived, Mary always felt that 'she should never forget that first morning when her garden began to grow'."

- Frances Hodgson Burnett

"God Almighty first planted a garden. And indeed, it is the purest of human pleasures."

- Francis Bacon

"Some people see things that are and ask, 'Why?' Some people dream of things that never were and ask, 'Why not?' Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."

- George Carlin

"Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow anyone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. Then, by all means, follow that path."

- Ellen DeGeneres

"My favorite thing to do on this planet is to play games. And if you don't enjoy games, then you're really missing the point of what this life is."

- RuPaul